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So I just got my Rise Bracer thing which as I understands it means I'm gonna be a big damn hero around here! Alright Yggdrasil you have chosen wisely by asking for my aid in your war on evil but know this! I do not work for free! Here are my demands first I want...

[CRUNCH!]

OH GOD MY HOUSE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL TINY HOUSE!! YOU STUPID HUNK OF METAL!

[sounds of her violently attacking whatever fell through her roof using a golf club]

What's this? A D-comm?

...

Oh come ONNN! I don't need a Tamer! More importantly this ones broken! If you're going to team me up don't send me a broken partner! What the hell do I do? Is some assembly required? I don't even see any instructions! Is there like an on switch?!

[She rants for another few minutes before the message clicks off]

Comments

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

Your tamer is broken? But, that means he is already...

Unless he is a robot Miria. I mean after all she did just say she was looking for his on switch.