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[Audio]
So I just got my Rise Bracer thing which as I understands it means I'm gonna be a big damn hero around here! Alright Yggdrasil you have chosen wisely by asking for my aid in your war on evil but know this! I do not work for free! Here are my demands first I want...
[CRUNCH!]
OH GOD MY HOUSE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL TINY HOUSE!! YOU STUPID HUNK OF METAL!
[sounds of her violently attacking whatever fell through her roof using a golf club]
What's this? A D-comm?
...
Oh come ONNN! I don't need a Tamer! More importantly this ones broken! If you're going to team me up don't send me a broken partner! What the hell do I do? Is some assembly required? I don't even see any instructions! Is there like an on switch?!
[She rants for another few minutes before the message clicks off]
[CRUNCH!]
OH GOD MY HOUSE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL TINY HOUSE!! YOU STUPID HUNK OF METAL!
[sounds of her violently attacking whatever fell through her roof using a golf club]
What's this? A D-comm?
...
Oh come ONNN! I don't need a Tamer! More importantly this ones broken! If you're going to team me up don't send me a broken partner! What the hell do I do? Is some assembly required? I don't even see any instructions! Is there like an on switch?!
[She rants for another few minutes before the message clicks off]